My friend drew a butterfly but forgot the legs so I took it upon myself to give it some.

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

paintdoktahwho:

God knows how that looked.

by tisziny

carriehopefuls:

@JackHoward: I have a secret… (x)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. 

The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  

lilyclaire3218:

And here we have Pj in a blonde wig up a tree.

x

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

cheekybiscuits:

I just